Use your wheels for evil

Back up your evil grin with some evil wheels.

You’re so evil. Your 12-speed is less than evil, however. More Vancouver than Windsor, if you know what we mean. Why don’t you dust off your blow torch and build yourself a Gladiator Chopper or a Silent Speedster? You could give it a name, like Holmes or Lolita. Bike, Scooter and Chopper Projects for the Evil Genius by Brad Graham and Kathy McGowan (yes, chicks are evil too) from McGraw Hill will show you how. And then you can make us one, too.