Farquhar’s coolest: Coffin couches

For really, really long naps.

California company Coffin Couches has created couches out of “recycled” coffins. They do look surprisingly comfortable in a goth death metal kind of way. The coffins have never been used due to “slight cosmetic inconsistencies” which is the main thing I worry about when I think about dying. You know, a scratched coffin. Is something really “recycled” if it’s never been “cycled”?