Why rock sucks

It’s time to stop blaming the boy bands.

Scrap your car and bubble-wrap your Gibson! User “Lee” at overthinkingit.com theorizes that rock music quality and oil reserves are declining in accordance with the Hubbert Peak Theory. The theory explains that oil, as a finite resource, has surpassed its maximum rate of extraction and is destined to deplete. Could the theory apply to rock music as well? Maybe, maybe not. Either way, take good care of those Zeppelin albums…