Hating on Williams-Sonoma’s catalogue

Gawker's annual guide for everything that's wrong with the wishlist.


Look, I spend my whole day selling aspirations. So it fills my heart with joy to read the below:

“I wanna meet the couple (and it has to be a couple) who share such an obsession with coffee that they need to drop two grand on a NASA-designed espresso spaceship that grinds every burr to a precise atomic measurement and heats up your coffee cup to a temperature that was calibrated using advanced fractals. I wanna find this couple, and then piss in their coffee.”

I also want to piss in their coffee. I love you, Gawker. Please hurry up and publish the 2015 guide.

This week’s Frandoms are by Cristina Simonetto, senior copywriter at Critical Mass in Toronto.