Disgustingly distinguished

The must-have accessory for imposters and moustache-partiers everywhere.

This year, winter is full of surprises. These Merino wool gloves from Jack Spade conceal your true identity and make your snotty nose snottier on the jaunty run-walk from the subway to the office.

This week’s Frandoms are brought to you by CD Kai Exos at Hooplah.