Smells like bacon

Attract rabid dogs...and hungry men.

First there was bacon candy, then bacon bandages, bacon-covered chocolate, books about bacon love…the list goes on. But nothing says devotion quite like voluntarily smelling of the fried meat on a daily basis. Yes, you can bathe with bacon soap, available on Neatorama. [You laugh, but an informal poll of men at our office reveal that they'd be 56% more likely to date a woman who smells of bacon. I like those odds. -Ed.]


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