Twisted dictionary

Ordinary words never sounded so bad (in a good way).

My First Dictionary is a blog (and now a book) by British librarian Ross Horsley. He makes fun of adult society in the form of a child’s dictionary, similar to the one we’re sure you had growing up. Only yours probably didn’t describe words in the context of STDs, murder, pornography or adultery. Just think of how much more enlightened you would have been if it had.