You're a superstar. Yes, that's what you are.

Sometimes you see an online video of a kid doing something goofy and you feel bad, because you know he’ll be embarrassed by it. (We’re looking at you, Star Wars Kid.) But this video of a little boy lip-synching to Madonna’s ‘Vogue’ in front of a cheesy blue screen is perfect because a) he’s a grown-up now, b) he posted it himself and c) he has serious dance moves. We dare you to watch this without smiling.