Horrible Jingles

Brand songs you'll love to hate.

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“Truly terrifying. Reminds me of horrible clowns” and “Excellent! I couldn’t be more dissatisfied” aren’t the type of customer testimonials a company pats itself on the back for. But then, most company business models aren’t set up to make beer money by throwing together in a slap-dash fashion a round of catchy, but nauseatingly horrible jingles. If you have $10 burning through your pocket and you’re into marketing’s reverse psychology of playing crappy songs on repeat until they’re loved, then contact this guy. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you.