If you’d pay $30 to see an enemy logo vandalized, then Penised is your new favourite place to vent. Sure, sticking a pecker on another’s brand’s logo because you’re mad at the competition is a little childish, but some of the ways these anonymous designers have managed to insert a one-eyed trouser snake into iconic trademarks is pretty clever. It’s hard not to play spot the (something that rhymes with clock). But why the little general, you ask? The makers say it best: “Can you think of a better way to stick it to someone? No matter what age or gender, penises never get old (figuratively speaking).”