We don’t know about you, but we make the best decisions when we’re intoxicated. Like this one time, when we bought a ladle that looks almost identical to the Loch Ness monster, thanks to the Drunk Shopping service that sends text messages with quirky things to purchase (okay, that didn’t really happen to us, but we totally wish it did).

So how does it work? Well, all you have to do is text “heyyyyyy” (make sure to get the right number of “y”‘s — that’s six if you’re wondering) to 551-333-7865 and you’ll be signed up to receive a text message at approximately 2 a.m., when you’re likely sloshed, from the company with some “dope ass thing” (their words) for you to purchase. Sadly, it’s only available in the U.S., but we plan to send them a plea email next, asking them to cross the border so we can make terrible, but awesome, drunk decisions too.