This is not a joke. This service actually exists. Cuddling is now available for a charge in Toronto. Spoonlighting calls itself a professional cuddle service for people who crave non-sexual contact with someone, even if it is a stranger. The company has a whole suite of “expert” spooners who perform their duties in flannel pyjamas and can accommodate people of “all gender identities, sexual orientations, body types, and physical abilities.” We’re all for the power of the human touch (we actually need it to survive), but at $65 per hour!? Seems a little steep for something that requires zero mental or physical work, no?