Survival tips

The LG Optimus One provides useful distractions.

The gent in this ad by BBH Shanghai for LG’s Optimus One cellphone finds himself in a precarious position after a seemingly innocent misstep. Apparently dogs don’t actually like squeaky toys. Realizing that he is in need of a useful distraction in order to survive death by poodle et al., the protagonist turns to his LG Optimus One for some instant expert info on evading a pack of rabid dogs.